Monday, July 30, 2007

The Mancatcher Voodoo Kit

Attention ladies:
Are you having trouble catching a man? Why resort to smarts, good looks, and a winning personality when you could just use African-Caribbean religion? In fact, why resort to the religion at all when you could with less effort employ a watered-down, novelty-shop approximation thereof?

California toy makers may not know much about catching men or voodoo, but they do have the vague sense that when you put them together it involves effigies and sticking pins through things.

In the spirit of red-blooded American ingenuity and the drive to always take the easy way out, here's the Mancatcher Voodoo Kit (via the Presurfer).

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